More comedic chat about Vue Cinema, Wokie being accidentally blocked by Lenny Henry and Frankie Boyle (who he loves) and the utter mentalism that is Truth Social. Quirky viewpoints from Not-Woke-Woke-Asian-Guy and Whiter-Than-Egg-White
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Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 39: That Will Smith thing, Panic Attacks and Live Podcasts.
Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 39: That Will Smith thing, Panic Attacks and Live Podcasts. In this latest podcast after our hiatus, Wokie and Egg White discuss the Will Smith dry slap he got (Frank Butcher style), Jacob Rees Mogg, Ricky Gervais not getting a slap and getting panic attacks in Ikea. And to also be Meta we discuss the unique phenomenon that is Live Podcasts. Watching people chat sh!t on stage and paying for the privilege. Topical… just like our cream.
Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 37: Diversity Awards, Veggie Pret, Woke Cuisine and Drill Karaoke
In this podcast we delve into the insanity of the Diversity/ Non Diversity awards season where Ant and Dec and Wossie win year in and year out, Veggie Pret and other insane culinary choices causing food apartheid. We also canāt pass on the opportunity of mentioning Drill Karaokeā¦ quite why people would do this for fun but then again people stranger things have happened.
Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 36: Jim (Davidson) or Jim(Davidson) Quiz Special.
In this episode we break down the recent Jimmy Carr Netflix Special: His Dark Materials and the difference in his edgy delivery compared to Jim Davidsonās old school ways on the same controversial style. We try to prove this point with a superb quiz: Jim or Jimmy where Egg says a comedic one liner and Wokie has to find out if it was said by Jimmy Carr or Jim Davidson. Guess who ends up with egg on his his face? Clue: not Egg White ironically.
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Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 35: Jerry Seinfeld and the Jim Davidson Sitcom
In this wide ranging rant, Woke Asian Guy starts off with what the 90ās American sitcoms were like regarding diversity and uses Seinfeld as an example. We see how hard it was when the actors donāt look like the cast of Friends and how their stories were written. We then segue into the mistaken scientific fact that Squirrels are practically humanā¦ horse poo we say and we break it down to show you. And FINALLY! We have an audio trailer of Jim Davidson the sitcom titled: Jim Davidson is my Bigoted Uncle and Lives in my Attic. Rolls off the tongue right? Ok, we love the Headspace app but we have a niche market we can serve. Listen to find out All that and still enough time to add some Egg White esoterica. Oh and Spike Milligan.. the absolute G.O.A.T mentalist
Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 34: The Jim Davidson Special
Welcome to the rebrand. We at Fuzzy Dice really donāt care about helping others as we can barely help ourselves so we are now WAG+EW. In this proper episode we delve into the Jim Davidson deconstruction with a side order of Morrissey, Charlie Williams and a whole host of nonsense. Get stuck in as itās crap weather and you will be staying in. Also we accidentally ended up creating a pitch of a brand new sitcom that will be pitched to Channel 5.
Just the Tip Ep 33: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White, Bond, Malik and Walliams
In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion.
First we start with Egg Whiteās varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube about a policeman making a borderline sub racist post and two white guys (one of them being the jaw headed Colin Brazier) telling the audience itās ānothing to seeā non racism and in fact the anti racists are racist for calling up the racists. Yep, heavy sh!t. Does it end there? No, we go through the varied roles that Art Malik played in his career to prove that writers are unoriginal with their non white name creations. If I was an actor with a 30 year career I would be just called Patel in every role. As John Oliver would say, Moving onto our main subject we talk about the insanity that is David Williams and his story that is being removed from the public consciousness. And we arenāt even talking about when he used to black up. Basically we shine a mirror to posh boy Walliams who surprisingly has an OBE. Egg White Returns at the end for more amusing nonsense.
Just the Tip Ep 31: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Afghan Special!
This week Mr Angry Guy (Wokie) read about some white kid who did some dodgy racist stuff and got caught. The doddering old Judge, rather than hit some good olā jail time, has made the little pleb read the classics like Dickens and Shakespeareā¦ such an old fashioned way to head-correct a racist mentalist. Anyway the usual angry rant on this madness.
After this mini rant we go straight into the belief that the Taliban have suddenly come back with a woke perspective. Who would have thought that they would finally get some good PR? We dissect the new normal for this heavily armed chaps. This is positively the last time we talk about Shane Gillis (yes! He of the offensive Chinatown podcast!) where we advise on the best way to stay safe and try not to get in trouble by bleeping the shizzle out of the podcast so as not to draw attention to any controversy.
And to top off the podcast is some ranting from Egg White and then 4 episodes of the sitcom recorded in 2009 and generally not been heard since. Afghan Warlord: The Sitcom is aboutā¦ you guessed it, an Afghan Warlord assimilating into an English Family living in Surbiton and all the wacky things he does while living there. Sort of Like Channel 4ās Home but on a shoestring budget and made 10 years previously.
Fuzzy Dice Asia: Rabbit Carrot Gun
Everyone has an idea to have an eccentrically named bar but we at Fuzzy Dice go above and beyond to explain why places are called the way they are. For this joint we break down the convention of three deceptively random names that absolutely do not sell the concept of alcohol consumption or is it something conceptually amazing that it makes you think more about this than the ending of 2001.
Fuzzy Dice Asia: Cockneys in Asia
When cockneys are in Asia they tend to get lost in the local language so this short tutorial will give you the confidence of ordering food without sounding like a tw*t or butchering the local language. This is not France, people just look at you funny without being rude.
Be confident! be free!