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Welcome to the latest podcast. In Kit’s absence I am doing Trolling 2: The Armageddon. In fact I am doing this again without Kit’s knowledge and in the next podcast he will probably have another hissy fit like a petulant child again but sod it. I look forward to that.

Below are the answers to the impressions that Kit does in the JTT19 Podcast. Enjoy

Celebrities:

1- That could be any theatrical stage screen pisshead from the last 50 years but which celebrity and inebriated mentalist is it? No it’s not me before you ask. Also a quote from John Boorman. He asked famous lush Lee Marvin why actors were drunk all the time and he replied: isn’t it the other way round? Peter O’ Toole.

2- Who is the warbling princess with a voice of gold. Florence of Florence and the machine.

3- Now this is a tricky one… who is the famous celebrity that sings me happy birthday. You’ll kick yourself when the answer is revealed. Honestly you’ll actually not give a shit. Simon Cowell.

4- This is an equally tricky one because unless you are a television insider you’ll not know who this top purveyor of quality television is. I’ll give you a clue. He has a HAT and down’t miss a TRICK and when you see the answer boy…. Have I Got News for You Head of production – famous generic telly exec – Jimmy Mulville. It is the closest to any telly executive we’ll ever get in our lifetime.

5- Wild card because yes it’s the spice girls but which one was it doing an Irish Accent? You have 5 to choose from so roll the chamber and pull the trigger. Posh Spice.

6- You must know this if you are over 40 and lived in a semi detached house with one television set in the living room that was the only communication one had with the outside world. Millennials. This shit was the dark ages. Anyway, this controversial and politically incorrect relic of the past has come back and possessed Kit, who is it? Clue. It was the way he told them. Frank Carson.

7- So you have 5 to choose from. I’ll give you a clue. It’s not Robbie Williams. See? I JUST INCREASED YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. Mark Owen.

8- Two brilliant comics doing impressions of old time radio DJs. Bonus points for who this is and who they are parodying which is kinda like inception depth reality. Smashie and Nicey.

9- Daytime’s finest presenter is…. Fill in the blanks. Jeremy Kyle.

10- If you don’t get this then you may as well retire from life. Anecdote I worked on a show where impressionists were doing topical and the two top impressionists were actually having a Boris-off. They tried to do the best Boris like it was a duel at dawn. Again this leads my to plug our YouTube channel which is. Boris Johnson.

11- And I want to finish off with a bizarre and incredibly aggressive song. If anyone who has seen the sweary Bill O’Reilly trying to introduce U2’s new single while the autocue is not working… Three, Two, One. stare at camera and smile FUCKING THING SUCKS.