More comedic chat about Vue Cinema, Wokie being accidentally blocked by Lenny Henry and Frankie Boyle (who he loves) and the utter mentalism that is Truth Social. Quirky viewpoints from Not-Woke-Woke-Asian-Guy and Whiter-Than-Egg-White
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Just the Tip Ep 33: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White, Bond, Malik and Walliams
In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion.
First we start with Egg White’s varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube about a policeman making a borderline sub racist post and two white guys (one of them being the jaw headed Colin Brazier) telling the audience it’s “nothing to see” non racism and in fact the anti racists are racist for calling up the racists. Yep, heavy sh!t. Does it end there? No, we go through the varied roles that Art Malik played in his career to prove that writers are unoriginal with their non white name creations. If I was an actor with a 30 year career I would be just called Patel in every role. As John Oliver would say, Moving onto our main subject we talk about the insanity that is David Williams and his story that is being removed from the public consciousness. And we aren’t even talking about when he used to black up. Basically we shine a mirror to posh boy Walliams who surprisingly has an OBE. Egg White Returns at the end for more amusing nonsense.
Just the Tip Ep 32: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Sitcom Breakdown
In this episode we discuss many frivolous things but mainly the Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis sitcom The Holden Girls and the impact it has on modern culture. Then we talk about other digressions until Wokie’s phone literally overheats. True Story.
Just the Tip Ep 30: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on Diverse Television
On this show, Wokie tries to understand why certain people stay in their lane when watching sitcoms and won’t view anything that is out of their comfort zone. For example some upper middle class friends are scared of HBO’s The Black Lady Sketch and Wokie himself is scared of films like Brakes which is a quirky MOR white people’s comedy (link below). Egg White tries his best to fathom why his friend has lost his sh*t over something small and the jury is still out on the resolution. Oh and we talk about Shane Gillis and his lack of forward thinking censorship. ————————————————————— Follow Sands on Twitter @sandip_mahal 📲 https://twitter.com/sandip_mahal
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Just the Tip Ep 26: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White
Just the Tip is back in a brand new format because the last two formats were less than stellar. Instead of giving Life Wins to those with Life Woes we now take semi-topical subjects and break them down from this so called woke perspective. Who says it’s not going to be fun?
Just the Tip Ep 23: The Help Letters
While Kit is still incapacitated after a freak jogging accident (remember. Jog saftely) we actually have some letters that came in. Some anonymous people actually want us to turn their life woes into life wins. Listen in and see the advice we have passed out. ————————————————————–
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Microphone Fiends Short Film
This is the opening monologue of my feature script that i filmed in the etc theatre in Camden. Now that the festival run has finished i am presenting it here for everyone to watch.
Sonny is hardly living the dream, with his best friend and flat mate, Gavin he spends his evenings in their local pub observing life from the bottom of a glass. Sonny, you see, is stuck in a dead end job and reeks of a lack of ambition. One slow night they catch an stand up comedy event that has just started in their local and Sonny feels inspired to give it a go after being persuaded by a comedian. What started off as an amusing distraction turns into an obsessive adventure that will take them onto a curious path of comedy and nobody will be the same after. —————————————————————— Follow Sands on Twitter @sandip_mahal 📲 https://twitter.com/sandip_mahal
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The Next Comedy Store | Socially Distanced 😷Standup🎤 Comedy 😂 | During Covid-19 Pandemic 🦠
The UK is still in its third full lockdown everything still continues to be on hold because of quarantine. But Sands grows increasingly more confident with performing and dreams big with “his” socially distanced standup night Trying to find the laughter in an age of social distancing is a social media influencer and standup comedian hoping to spread a little bit of love (and comedy) into people’s lives when they try and start a comedy night but under strict social distancing guidelines in this episode 2; The Next Comedy Store | Socially Distanced 😷Standup🎤 Comedy 😂 | During Covid-19 Pandemic 🦠 —————————————————————Follow Sands on Twitter @sandip_mahal 📲 https://twitter.com/sandip_mahal
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Just the Tip Ep 19: Revenge of the Trolling/ WhatsApp/ Sauce
Welcome to the latest podcast. In Kit’s absence I am doing Trolling 2: The Armageddon. In fact I am doing this again without Kit’s knowledge and in the next podcast he will probably have another hissy fit like a petulant child again but sod it. I look forward to that.
Below are the answers to the impressions that Kit does in the JTT19 Podcast. Enjoy
Celebrities:
1- That could be any theatrical stage screen pisshead from the last 50 years but which celebrity and inebriated mentalist is it? No it’s not me before you ask. Also a quote from John Boorman. He asked famous lush Lee Marvin why actors were drunk all the time and he replied: isn’t it the other way round? Peter O’ Toole.
2- Who is the warbling princess with a voice of gold. Florence of Florence and the machine.
3- Now this is a tricky one… who is the famous celebrity that sings me happy birthday. You’ll kick yourself when the answer is revealed. Honestly you’ll actually not give a shit. Simon Cowell.
4- This is an equally tricky one because unless you are a television insider you’ll not know who this top purveyor of quality television is. I’ll give you a clue. He has a HAT and down’t miss a TRICK and when you see the answer boy…. Have I Got News for You Head of production – famous generic telly exec – Jimmy Mulville. It is the closest to any telly executive we’ll ever get in our lifetime.
5- Wild card because yes it’s the spice girls but which one was it doing an Irish Accent? You have 5 to choose from so roll the chamber and pull the trigger. Posh Spice.
6- You must know this if you are over 40 and lived in a semi detached house with one television set in the living room that was the only communication one had with the outside world. Millennials. This shit was the dark ages. Anyway, this controversial and politically incorrect relic of the past has come back and possessed Kit, who is it? Clue. It was the way he told them. Frank Carson.
7- So you have 5 to choose from. I’ll give you a clue. It’s not Robbie Williams. See? I JUST INCREASED YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. Mark Owen.
8- Two brilliant comics doing impressions of old time radio DJs. Bonus points for who this is and who they are parodying which is kinda like inception depth reality. Smashie and Nicey.
9- Daytime’s finest presenter is…. Fill in the blanks. Jeremy Kyle.
10- If you don’t get this then you may as well retire from life. Anecdote I worked on a show where impressionists were doing topical and the two top impressionists were actually having a Boris-off. They tried to do the best Boris like it was a duel at dawn. Again this leads my to plug our YouTube channel which is. Boris Johnson.
11- And I want to finish off with a bizarre and incredibly aggressive song. If anyone who has seen the sweary Bill O’Reilly trying to introduce U2’s new single while the autocue is not working… Three, Two, One. stare at camera and smile FUCKING THING SUCKS.
Fuzzy Dice have a Kickstarter Campaign
Right, for most of you that don’t know, we are trying to get financing for our next short film and below is the kickstarter pitch. We have 60 days to do our best.