In this wide ranging rant, Woke Asian Guy starts off with what the 90’s American sitcoms were like regarding diversity and uses Seinfeld as an example. We see how hard it was when the actors don’t look like the cast of Friends and how their stories were written. We then segue into the mistaken scientific fact that Squirrels are practically human… horse poo we say and we break it down to show you. And FINALLY! We have an audio trailer of Jim Davidson the sitcom titled: Jim Davidson is my Bigoted Uncle and Lives in my Attic. Rolls off the tongue right? Ok, we love the Headspace app but we have a niche market we can serve. Listen to find out All that and still enough time to add some Egg White esoterica. Oh and Spike Milligan.. the absolute G.O.A.T mentalist
Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 34: The Jim Davidson Special
Welcome to the rebrand. We at Fuzzy Dice really don’t care about helping others as we can barely help ourselves so we are now WAG+EW. In this proper episode we delve into the Jim Davidson deconstruction with a side order of Morrissey, Charlie Williams and a whole host of nonsense. Get stuck in as it’s crap weather and you will be staying in. Also we accidentally ended up creating a pitch of a brand new sitcom that will be pitched to Channel 5.
Just the Tip Ep 33: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White, Bond, Malik and Walliams
In this episode of Just the Tip we go through a fair amount of subjects in a random scattershot fashion.
First we start with Egg White’s varied and borderline politically incorrect alt:James Bond scenarios. Then next on the agenda, how can I NOT talk about GB News without punching myself in the cock but one particular episode I watched on Youtube about a policeman making a borderline sub racist post and two white guys (one of them being the jaw headed Colin Brazier) telling the audience it’s “nothing to see” non racism and in fact the anti racists are racist for calling up the racists. Yep, heavy sh!t. Does it end there? No, we go through the varied roles that Art Malik played in his career to prove that writers are unoriginal with their non white name creations. If I was an actor with a 30 year career I would be just called Patel in every role. As John Oliver would say, Moving onto our main subject we talk about the insanity that is David Williams and his story that is being removed from the public consciousness. And we aren’t even talking about when he used to black up. Basically we shine a mirror to posh boy Walliams who surprisingly has an OBE. Egg White Returns at the end for more amusing nonsense.
Just the Tip Ep 32: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Sitcom Breakdown
In this episode we discuss many frivolous things but mainly the Amanda Holden and Leigh Francis sitcom The Holden Girls and the impact it has on modern culture. Then we talk about other digressions until Wokie’s phone literally overheats. True Story.
Just the Tip Ep 31: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Afghan Special!
This week Mr Angry Guy (Wokie) read about some white kid who did some dodgy racist stuff and got caught. The doddering old Judge, rather than hit some good ol’ jail time, has made the little pleb read the classics like Dickens and Shakespeare… such an old fashioned way to head-correct a racist mentalist. Anyway the usual angry rant on this madness.
After this mini rant we go straight into the belief that the Taliban have suddenly come back with a woke perspective. Who would have thought that they would finally get some good PR? We dissect the new normal for this heavily armed chaps. This is positively the last time we talk about Shane Gillis (yes! He of the offensive Chinatown podcast!) where we advise on the best way to stay safe and try not to get in trouble by bleeping the shizzle out of the podcast so as not to draw attention to any controversy.
And to top off the podcast is some ranting from Egg White and then 4 episodes of the sitcom recorded in 2009 and generally not been heard since. Afghan Warlord: The Sitcom is about… you guessed it, an Afghan Warlord assimilating into an English Family living in Surbiton and all the wacky things he does while living there. Sort of Like Channel 4’s Home but on a shoestring budget and made 10 years previously.
Just the Tip Ep 30: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on Diverse Television
On this show, Wokie tries to understand why certain people stay in their lane when watching sitcoms and won’t view anything that is out of their comfort zone. For example some upper middle class friends are scared of HBO’s The Black Lady Sketch and Wokie himself is scared of films like Brakes which is a quirky MOR white people’s comedy (link below). Egg White tries his best to fathom why his friend has lost his sh*t over something small and the jury is still out on the resolution. Oh and we talk about Shane Gillis and his lack of forward thinking censorship. ————————————————————— Follow Sands on Twitter @sandip_mahal 📲 https://twitter.com/sandip_mahal
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Just the Tip Ep 27: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White on the Radio 4 Plays
In this weeks episode we examine some of the current Radio 4 plays that are published and try to examine the individual stories to see if they pass the current woke authent-o-moter. Have the current commissions moved with the times? Do they want to and if so do they want to broaden their audience demographic? Traditionally they are a springboard for aspiring writers but the net has to be cast wider.
Just the Tip Ep 26: Woke Asian Guy and Egg White
Just the Tip is back in a brand new format because the last two formats were less than stellar. Instead of giving Life Wins to those with Life Woes we now take semi-topical subjects and break them down from this so called woke perspective. Who says it’s not going to be fun?
Just the Tip Ep 25: The Recently Discovered Oscar Wilde Letters
Just the Tip Ep 24: The Ron Pape Takeover
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